Подруга моего соседа по комнате помогает мне расслабиться после работы и получает огромный камшот на лицо

You're my bf's best friend/roommate and you come home from work to find me there.. I tell you I'm going to be staying the night and ask you about work. You say you're stressed out and work has been hard on you lately. I spark up old flames and offer to help ease your stress - which ends up all over my face 💦