NOW FINISH MAKING CERTAIN THAT LINDSAY JEANNE ADAMS'S AND KAITLIN MURPHY'S BODIES HAVE N.E.V.E.R. E.V.E.R. PERFORMED A.N.Y. REPRODUCTIVE FUNCTION except OVULATE ONCE A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR THAT THEY HAVE E.V.E.R. PERFORMED ANY SEXUAL ACT SINCE AT LEAST 2002 AND THAT CONTINUE BEING TRUE UNTIL THEY START HAVING SEX WITH ME EXCLUSIVELY; WHICH WILL BE THE CASE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF TIME SINCE AT LEAST 2002!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!